Friday Pimp Hat

A totally pimpin hat usually worn to illustrate awesomeness, worn on a Friday.

Person 1: Cool hat!
Person 2: Thanks. It's my new Friday Pimp Hat.

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008

Indian Testicle Hat

A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH

Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"

by mohammedjihade January 15, 2010

Weekend Hat Trick

A situation where you hang out with the same person on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. This does not apply to a significant other.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2: "But we already hung out on Friday and Saturday"
Person 1: "Might as well go for the Weekend Hat Trick"

by Leadwig February 14, 2010

nacho hat award

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.

He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any other recognition available.

by Pengal June 2, 2008

Polish Top Hat

The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).

I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.

by Polish Top Hat November 2, 2012

Hardees Hat Dance

When you're in a public place and you have to poop so bad, but you cant.

"Hey man, I was out drinking last night and I hate taco bell now I'm at target doing a Hardees Hat Dance"

by Char McTits July 15, 2009

take the hat off

A girl grinding on a dude while holding her proverbial cowgirl hat in one hand

-so what did you and Daniel do last night?
-all we did was take the hat off

by drdestructo March 13, 2015