five finger death fist

When you shove your fist in someone named Lopez’s ass and twist it till he dies.

I killed Lopez’s ass with my five finger death fist

by HUGH_MUNGUS_BOI October 29, 2022

Five finger drum machine

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

by rust shackel September 22, 2012

five guys burgers and fries

A heterosexual female or homosexual male who is both obese and promiscuous. “Five guys” refers to the servicing of many men, and “burgers and fries” refers to all the fatty food they eat.

Brenda really makes the rounds whenever she’s not stuffing down cheese and charcuterie plates. She’s no stranger to the biscuit tin and no stranger to the sausage bin. Five guys burgers and fries!

by Nicholas D February 23, 2022

five flavored fruit punch

Another name in regards to the Band Five Finger Death Punch when making fun of GenZ Cry babies who claim to be “HardCore” METAL Heads.

Don’t tell me you are Hardcore and listening to Five Flavored Fruit Punch you GenZ cry baby waste of oxygen

by Silent Warrior July 28, 2022

five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

Five After Beer Thirty

When the time to get a beer, cigarette , or other drug has been much overdue.

Friend: Hey bro is it beer thirty?

Me: Shit, its five after beer thirty!

by Creems October 21, 2012

Look-away High Five

A high Five given for something oneself could not approve of, which still fulfills the reqierments for a high five .
It's executed by holding your hand up, while looking away from the other Person.

A:"Hey I've seen the your moms boobs "
*reaches over for look-away high five*
B: *looking away frowning while holding his hand up*

by Razor Treewise September 18, 2014