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egg mush special

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
by Tuckaa March 14, 2010
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half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
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Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
by CSean7 January 18, 2018
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Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner
"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "
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lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.
Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.
by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019
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Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.
Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.
by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019
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yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.
"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"
by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023
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