shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

by thegleekster December 24, 2020

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 7, 2018

Pam Birthday Drunk

A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum

I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.

by sailorpax January 17, 2017

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011