drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 7, 2018

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

Drunk Oligarch Syndrome

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles behavior frequently associated with the western stereotype of eastern oligarchs.

“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”

by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023

wet brain drunk

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.

To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.

by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023

10 o'clock drunk

A state of inebriation that should only occur at 10 p.m. or later.

Brandon was 10 o'clock drunk at 8 p.m. on Valentine's day.

by craftyhooker April 20, 2012

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

by Larmonaid October 2, 2019

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011