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Drunk Oligarch Syndrome

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles behavior frequently associated with the western stereotype of eastern oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023
mugGet the Drunk Oligarch Syndromemug.

wet brain drunk

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.
To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving testapparently he was a wet brain drunk.
by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
mugGet the wet brain drunkmug.

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody
by thegleekster December 24, 2020
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drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐
Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪
by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020
mugGet the drunk the fuck upmug.

drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.
I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.
by cheztay January 7, 2018
mugGet the drunk tunnel visionmug.

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010
mugGet the Cookie Monster Drunkmug.

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.
Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!
by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011
mugGet the pulling a drunk ninjamug.

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