Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018

door

Is a magical place to go in it can take you any where in the world!

Tom : " woah is that a door you got over there"

Jim: " yea let's go inside"!

by TheCringeyPerson June 15, 2018

Dolo

A sizeable penis

OMG Becky, Bob's "dolo" is the biggest I had by far.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Door

A cool nigger that blocks rooms and can be opened and locked and i don't even fucking know what i am doing with my life and why i am explaining what a door is.

Also traps are gay

That door nigger was locked

by [SC] Heggs August 27, 2018

door knob

used in a sentence when someone is trying to be unique and random when trying to be funny

well you can go suck a door knob

by shower curtain October 23, 2018