Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross
by That Other Guy 6D9 January 03, 2024
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gyan chode

A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.
Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction
by SURREY22G May 09, 2019
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 09, 2021
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Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.
My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!
by chodiebrodie January 17, 2023
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chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.
by skeet skeet brah April 10, 2014
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chode supreme

"Astrologies," THE chode supreme.
"Somebody told me that Astrologies guy is the chode supreme, like, father of all chodes. The most chode ever."

"Nobody else holds the title for chode supreme quite like Astrologies does."
by hvrns May 07, 2021
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A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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