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chode

chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.
Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE
by ihatechodes May 12, 2022
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"
That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.
by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

Juan has a chode. A short hmfat penis
by Juan is gay October 5, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.
Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.
by Hilow buddy January 29, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
mugGet the Holy Chodesmug.

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
mugGet the yellow brick chodemug.

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.
Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'
by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020
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