Child

A walking Sperm Cell

Woman:"You gonna pull out?"
Man:"No, We gonna have a Child."

by Protagonist01 July 3, 2021

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

The Child

The child is a demonic entity who takes form as a Lucas amiibo, allowing this thing to grab you is a death sentence.

A friend:Who are you choosing
Myself:the child
Everyone in the room:OH NO!

by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020

Reagan’s child

Typically referencing someone who comes across as ignorant. Especially due to political affiliation. Not because they follow Reagan’s ideology, but more so because Reagan helped dismantle healthcare for mentally ill and mentally disturbed people. Best coupled with ‘Bless Your Heart’

While in a thread on social media, Dave knew his opponent was mentally incompetent. So Dave told his opponent; Bless Your Heart Reagan’s child

by MuscleMouseMike May 19, 2024

Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024

child cum

You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.

Michael Jackson loved child cum

by Lil dick nicky February 1, 2022

Child Support

Paying restitution for the institution of prostitution it’s where a man pays only for sexual act even though the man had sex with the woman but only the man pays for the life of the child says the government it’s total prostitution and only the man pays for it

I pay restitution to the institution of prostitution better known as child support

by Child support definition June 16, 2021