Vlad cake

Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.

On Vlad's birthday ww eat Vlad cake as a tradition.

by Andi Axring July 14, 2016

Soil caked

Ha made you look dipshit

You looked up soil caked dumbass

by Angry Kermit July 11, 2022

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Dee Cake

DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.

Will: Look, I am cool!
James: Shut up, you Dee Cake.
Will: :(

by p4kk4s December 15, 2010

cake house

A group of women with a predominate feature of booty.

This place is a cake house.

by CheddarRuffles April 5, 2017

Caked in pre

When you have a large amount of pre-cum it resembles icing on a cake.

Mate I was caked in pre last night when that girl was grinding on me.

by Tom Hathers February 1, 2021

Burnt cake

Crusty ass dirty booty

I went to go down on this bitch last night and all I could smell was her burnt cake

by Leo420 June 7, 2018