An individual that consumes cardboard on a daily basis solely for the purpose of filling their dietry and nutritional needs. Normally someone who can not afford to buy anything of real sustinence.
Josh John went to Greggs and bought some chicken goujons (well, well, well), instead he deciced to eat the box, what a cardboard muncher.
by shekinahleng January 5, 2024
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Caiden is playing Minecraft and sees a villager, then kills the villager, as it has more melanation in it's skin.
by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024
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Stinky, mean, bad at baseball, tiny shlong, has anger issues, when he loses he gets angy, and isoverall just a dislikable person
by SillyGoober<3 February 13, 2024
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Caido is undoubtedly the best looking man in the room!,
When Caido walks into a room every girl wants him, every guy will envy him!,
Caido is the loudest in the room , even if he dosent speak!,
His very flirty and will steal any man’s girls hearts just by saying his name ..Caido.
Anyone named Caido is always 6ft2 + with blue eyes and an amazing smile with the whitest teeth in the town!,
Hes well loved by the ladies and hated by the men. Everyone’s jelous of Caido!
Caido is tough as nails. Caido can fight!, caidos always the best in sports too.
Caido is covered in tattoos and every girl gets wet when they see his face tattoos too.
Caido is undoubtedly the best looking man in the room!,
When Caido walks into a room every girl wants him, every guy will envy him!,
Caido is the loudest in the room , even if he dosent speak!,
His very flirty and will steal any man’s girls hearts just by saying his name ..Caido.
Anyone named Caido is always 6ft2 + with blue eyes and an amazing smile with the whitest teeth in the town!,
Hes well loved by the ladies and hated by the men. Everyone’s jelous of Caido!
Caido is tough as nails. Caido can fight!, caidos always the best in sports too.
Caido is covered in tattoos and every girl gets wet when they see his face tattoos too.
Guy #1. Bro is Caido coming over??
Guy #2. Yea whys that??
Guy #1. Fuck bro hide the drugs and women!! When Caido walks thru the door he’l take the lot and the girls will follow!
Guy #2 fuck flush the drugs and fuck the women off !!
Guy#1 already onto it bro
(Group of girls)
Gitl #1 seen Caido at the mall today !
Girl #2. Day word!
Girl #3 bullshit when!, where!, and you didn’t think of telling me!
Girl #1 eww as if I’d tell anyone I seen him. I want him to myself !,
Girl #3 Im obsessed with Caido
Girl #4 wait did you just say caido!
Girl#5 yea what she just said! Well?? Did ya?!
Girl # 1 like I said. His all mine
Did you see that guy bash two guys in the street!!!
Yea I did. It had to of been Caido!
What side you on bro!?
Caidos fucking side.
Guy #2. Yea whys that??
Guy #1. Fuck bro hide the drugs and women!! When Caido walks thru the door he’l take the lot and the girls will follow!
Guy #2 fuck flush the drugs and fuck the women off !!
Guy#1 already onto it bro
(Group of girls)
Gitl #1 seen Caido at the mall today !
Girl #2. Day word!
Girl #3 bullshit when!, where!, and you didn’t think of telling me!
Girl #1 eww as if I’d tell anyone I seen him. I want him to myself !,
Girl #3 Im obsessed with Caido
Girl #4 wait did you just say caido!
Girl#5 yea what she just said! Well?? Did ya?!
Girl # 1 like I said. His all mine
Did you see that guy bash two guys in the street!!!
Yea I did. It had to of been Caido!
What side you on bro!?
Caidos fucking side.
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
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person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024
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person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024
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Example of a Person with Caiden Syndrome
Person a: wah wah wah
Person b: I’m leaving this server and blocking you, you are just a bitch who just never gives up. You’re such a BIGOT!!
Person a: bro chill I was joking
Person a: wah wah wah
Person b: I’m leaving this server and blocking you, you are just a bitch who just never gives up. You’re such a BIGOT!!
Person a: bro chill I was joking
by DemocratHater95 March 20, 2024
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