Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

Lesbian Bread

The type of bread of which lesbians like to eat.

That lesbian just took a bite of her store bought Trader Joe's lesbian bread.

by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

Pocket Bread

Alternative to PITA (Pain In The Ass)

I lost my wallet, and getting everything replaced was like pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

guy: hi, how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.

All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.

by MrCast July 23, 2021

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

bread pudding

A dessert consisting of chunks of stale bread soaked in a sweet custard mixture before being baked. Often paired with a thick vanilla sauce. Despite the strange concept, it's a very easy dessert to make with often disproportionately delicious end results. Be warned, however: if you make this recipe for an event, its attendees WILL start hounding you to make more and more of it for them in the future. It's just that good.

I made some white chocolate bread pudding for my mom's birthday party last week, and it turned out really good! So good, in fact, that now people won't stop talking about it with me...

by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023