Anal Guacamole

where 4 hours before having anal the girl drinks a purple slushy. While having anal she shits and the shit is green. Hence the name Anal Guacamole.

Yeah we were doing anal and she did some Anal Guacamole

by AnalGuacomole May 17, 2019

anal fellatio

The classy way of communicating the act of eating some fine, juicy asshole.

I enjoy a classy dose of anal fellatio every once in a while.

by PhD in Swagger July 1, 2014

Anal Ropeburn

When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.

Dude, that Taco Bell from last night gave me some serious anal ropeburn!

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

Anal forging

A common sexual maneuver performed by pounding a stiff buttplug into the recipient's anus with a large norse hammer. Almost always performed whilst wearing a viking helmet.

Joe was very sore from the previous night's extensive Anal Forging session. Thor at the S&M club had used a larger hammer than normal, causing an anal prolapse.

by McMasterson September 7, 2012

Anal rectomy

The insertion and removal of miscellaneous objects in and out of the rectum. It does not have to be The Insider's rectum it could be any rectum of choice that is available for insertion

If you touch my beer or unplug my phone charger again I will give you an epic anal rectomy with your brand new Sawzall dildo

by Cork princess July 6, 2016

anal cumdrop

this originated around 1980 in a german homosexual porno called "luift aft". its when a man ejaculates in a mans anus and farts it onto his face.

the most recent of these was by pornstar calum nother carter.

" me and sam were mad last night! anal cumdrop all over him"

by extrajuice December 8, 2012

Anal Slob

One that gives Sloppy Anal. In doing so, Anal juices spray all over said person reciveing the anal.

Girl last night i almost drowned in my juices due to his anal sloppage.

by Scott February 25, 2004