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Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
mugGet the Snapples my applesmug.

Green Apple Gang

Green apple Gang members are people who are superior to every one. They only eat green apples and destroy red apples, which makes sense because red apples are disgusting. The red apple gang is known as their worst enemy. But the red apple gang sucks in general.
"GREEN APPLE GANG!!!"
"A Green apple a day keeps the doctor away"
*Smashes red apple* " it was a disappointment to the apple race anyway"
by GREEN APPLE GANG March 7, 2019
mugGet the Green Apple Gangmug.

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008
mugGet the Bert's Apple Crumblemug.

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.
Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!
by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017
mugGet the Bone apple teamug.

johnny apple weed

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.
"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"
by ill spills October 13, 2007
mugGet the johnny apple weedmug.

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.
"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the shit green applesmug.

CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.
person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
mugGet the CANDY APPLE MANmug.

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