Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008

Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.

Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.

by Jack shoe May 8, 2023

dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 2, 2017

massive dog

to drink

I like massive dog coke

by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018

dog lager

Cheap and terrible drink. Used in England rarely.

Phill Jupitus: 'It's dog lager'

by SluttyStarfish April 27, 2017

Street dog

Someone who likes to go out a lot.

The opposite of a "homebody"

I used to be a street dog, now I am a homebody.

by TiTree November 1, 2020

Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.

Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?

by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022