john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

John turner

A short dick hardworking "man"

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker

by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018

John Cena

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020

John Kingington

King size rolling papers!

"Lets stick 10 John Kingingtons together and roll up some weed"

by chewrocket October 24, 2008

John stamos

An action

I just john stamosed him.

by Yodela September 23, 2017

John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018