So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
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Get the Brandon mug.typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
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Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
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