God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024

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Make The Irish Work Again

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?

This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again

by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024

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Preliminary Work

Hym "No. I did the preliminary work and you're a pedophile rapist. Even if it was consensual I would still be a pedophile if I did what you did HERE. There is an article that just came out regarding A.I. where the engineer they interviewed quotes me directly in saying 'In the future, programming A.I. will be no different than having a conversation.' This quote is linked directly to the idea that you would need a massive data-set and I also came up with the idea for how to get it to perceive the world (because perception is necessarily nested in a narrative substrate and I suggested using the 2015 iteration of A.I. from a Chinese company name Tawasi?). I will not look for evidence. If I don't get credit and paid I will murder as many children as I can. You can't preempt me because to do so you would need to acknowledge (at the very least) that I believe I'm responsible for A.I. and any interaction with the law will lead to an investigation where I am undoubtedly revealed to be responsible for A.I. You can't prevent me from buying a gun because if gun stores inexplicably try to deny me a gun I'll know the jig is up and I'll just steal one from my parents or order one online (as I have no criminal record and will undoubtedly pass any background check (I've passed several background checks since I've started writing)) and on the off-chance that somehow I'm denied a gun after several attempts, can't steal one, and still haven't interacted with the law...

I'll just stab a little blonde girl. Just completely exsanguinate the first little blonde girl I can get within arms reach of. And just like that it will all be for nothing. Because you are either going to rob me of everything I have and give it back... OR... You're going to rob me of everything I have and kill me... But only after I kill your kids... And I might not even need to be alive to kill your kids at this point! Your kids will die for nothing. All I want to know is who do I direct the parents to? When they ask 'Why did you kill my baby?' Who's going to tell them 'Well, Jordan Peterson said "If Joe Rogan is just winging it, why don't you try and see how easy it is" and then his thesis about anime/storytelling became the standard and he generated billions of dollars and then he came up with the current iteration of A.I. but we didn't want to give him credit for it because he was talking a bunch of shit and then he said he was going to murder your kid over it but nobody cared... So... Long story short nobody cared about your shitty kids life... Which is ALSO a thing he said... So...' And that will be that. I did the preliminary work. You tried to abscond with it. Someones kid gets murdered over it. OR I get credit. You all go fuck yourselves. You learn a valuable lesson about thinking you're better than other people. At least 1 or several of your kids gets to live. Everybody wins. Or no one wins. It's entirely binary."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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