Fag Meat

Try hard gamers, With no lives,Or girlfriends, or no actual real life friends

"That dude plays this game to hard, He's a total Fag meat."

"That guy never comes out of his house, Total Fag meat."

by B.T.T.E. December 31, 2011

Meat Battleship

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

meat heart

A red pulsating penis head accomplished by squeezing the penis until the head becomes red and swollen to resemble a beating heart

My girlfriend enjoys giving me a meat heart for Valentine's Day.

by gekkman April 18, 2023

scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.

she was chewing on my scrig meat

by supergong May 29, 2009

meat aisle

Slang term for anus, implying it has been overused in vigorous sexual activity.

How did you pull up after last night? Well, I took Tobin home, now my arse feels like the meat aisle in Tesco.

by Nicko402boyz January 26, 2017

Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012