Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
Get the runner's whipmug. by cowtroller August 12, 2014
Get the Thong whipmug. by Juiceman 71 December 21, 2024
Get the Wet Whipmug. Being whipped is being controlled by your girlfriend.
by Shahiel-Poostain August 23, 2018
Get the whippedmug. Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"
Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"
Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"
Person 2: "Hahahahaha
Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"
Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"
Person 2: "Hahahahaha
by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011
Get the Lazer Whippingmug. by Realonly January 13, 2015
Get the Whipped Creammug. Can mean a car (just say a fucking car then) but a whip is something used to lash something or someone, typically leaving marks and welts, bruising may also occur
by That random brit July 10, 2023
Get the Whipmug.