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runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
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Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.
Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.
by cowtroller August 12, 2014
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Wet Whip

Crude insult that only applies to people called Patryk
Oi Patryk, you're such a wet whip
by Juiceman 71 December 21, 2024
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whipped

Being whipped is being controlled by your girlfriend.
That Michael Slaven is so whipped
by Shahiel-Poostain August 23, 2018
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Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.
Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha
by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011
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Whipped Cream

by Realonly January 13, 2015
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Whip

Can mean a car (just say a fucking car then) but a whip is something used to lash something or someone, typically leaving marks and welts, bruising may also occur
Slaves where whipped when they disobeyed their owners
by That random brit July 10, 2023
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