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Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.
Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY
by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018
mugGet the Water Bedmug.

off the water

No longer partaking in imbibement of ‘the water’. Acting strangely or irrationally. Somewhere between being ‘out of pocket’ and ‘wylin’. They just act wierd as hell.
Dont mess with her. That bitch is off the water.’
by Ayookay May 8, 2018
mugGet the off the watermug.

Water Polo

The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour

2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal

When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?
Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit
by _Makaela May 19, 2019
mugGet the Water Polomug.

Diet water

Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.
by E-pizzel August 19, 2018
mugGet the Diet watermug.

Bro water

A flavored fruit drink that is carbonated that you share with the bros when you don't want them touching your cold ones
"Hey bro, can i have a bro water?"
by StutterKing June 3, 2017
mugGet the Bro watermug.

bottom water

Say your friend is washing an entity in the sink (such as their hands) we say that the water flowing through the entity towards the drain, bottom water.
*Jake is washing his hands in the kitchen sink, but I have already soaped mine up*
Me: Hey Jake, can I get some of that bottom water to wash my hands?
*Jake raises hands up to accommodate*
Jake: Yeah for sure you can use my bottom water, way to save water!
by Parthh March 3, 2021
mugGet the bottom watermug.

Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...
I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!
by secret_user July 18, 2017
mugGet the Augustus Watersmug.

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