Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

Welsh wank

Welsh wank Is where you have sex with your sister while wearing a sheep Coat

Welsh wank is Fuckin your sister in a sheep skin jacket

by Seven47 August 28, 2022

Chin Fuck/Wank

When a guy takes out his dick and rubbs it on a girls chin and slaps it as well

Louise and Jay xD Chin Fuck/Wank

by Hydroxss January 23, 2010

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

half tank wank

The name provided to those who dont refuel the company car, failing abide by the half tank rule, despite having an abundence of time on a nightshift to refuel!

Kris was nightshift last night driving about in the company car and failed to refuel when it reached half a tank to the detriment of his colleagues. Kris is therefore a "half tank wank"

by Andyr5284 February 4, 2018

nanny wank

This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.

"CHRIST! TURN OFF THAT BEDWETTING LOAD OF NANNYWANK BEFORE THE DOG KILLS ITSELF" - my father 2005

by Simon Trosper January 20, 2005

anal wank stain

improbably unpleasant and useless person

my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain

by bobbybollox September 8, 2009