by twentyfoursevenbooler July 1, 2018

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.
"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier
"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
by Rent a car place January 31, 2019

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.
He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.
join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.
all hail The Nipple Man
He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.
join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.
all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?
Person 1: same really
Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?
Person 1: same really
by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

by MegaDwarf69 December 9, 2017

Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.
by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018
