Eating Brains

A condition brought on by large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include walking, talking, and looking like a zombie, and the beer cologne.

Ricky: Hey, you don't look so good. Maybe you've had too much to drink, Samuel.

Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.

Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!

by Jerod W. February 23, 2011

Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011

Baby Brain

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.

"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."

by M-A G January 5, 2023

Getting brained

Getting high on cannabis edibles.

After I ate the cookie, I was getting brained sitting on my couch

by All Original January 30, 2022

Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022

P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome

Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain

by Jamoneywoney June 3, 2021

Big Brain

when you send a pic using a filter to Alex English while driving then get honked at because the light turned green and you didn't know that

Wow John is very Big Brain. What a guy

by jbr0wn May 26, 2021