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What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.
I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"
by spah gaming November 14, 2020
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Fuck What

A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.
They are probably circlejerking and fuck what

He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.
by Warble808 April 5, 2023
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what the chick

a common saying. can be used at any time really
*opens unsolicited peepee pic* WHAT THE CHICK
by what the chick it's your mom February 14, 2022
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What's Hamptoning?

A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.
Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.
by gold wolf July 1, 2018
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What is trust?

Trust is hard to find so why’d I trust you
Don’t know what I was doing
Clearly you didn’t hear me say I’m one of you
What is trust?

Trust
by -chocomilkdiva November 4, 2020
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wait, what?!

the phrase when a middle schooler is instructed by a gym teacher to do something
little Timmy was told to go to the far left side of the gym. his response was "wait, what?!"
by bobbobby1234567890 March 5, 2020
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what a lol

When something or someone is worth "laughing out loud" at; something funny that happens.
Person 1: *runs into a door*
Person 2: What a lol
by Siatkowkajestswietnie February 21, 2018
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