401K Tits

Describes a woman in the office that has no personality except getting to the top at any cost.

Dude 1: "Hey, there comes that gal from marketing again.". Dude 2: "Ah, you meant the one with the 401k Tits?"

by Big Big Ed April 18, 2018

oreo tits

a white guy tity fucks a black woman .

Did you hear about Bob and Laquisha? oreo tits all night baby

by vortexwolf13 October 3, 2011

Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".

I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!

by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011

Fresh Tits

1. A word used to describe especially good tits. It can also be used to compliment something that is awesome.

1. " damn that bitch has got some fresh tits"

2. Alex:" I just got a brand new Ferrari"

Josh:"fresh tits!"

by Rick Malone Stark III March 12, 2011

Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.

Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!

by Kay Squared November 17, 2010

ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Licorice tits

Nipples that exceed length of 3 inches.

Patrick the skinny fuck: dude i fucked this girl last night and she had licorice tits!

Caleb the sexy fuck: Dude how long were they?!

Patrick: her nips were longer than my dick so yeah!!!

Caleb: so 3 inches then?

by touch da hiney December 20, 2010