Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.

Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!

by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

by th3cr34tor4557 September 20, 2023

Russian cease-fire

A euphemism for mass murder of civilians

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.

by bayraktar March 27, 2022

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018