Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help
by ~rebelisity~ April 19, 2017
A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
by Farmerfox3 September 02, 2019
by JT Super Bad January 25, 2007
Two men go ass to ass (preferably tied together) cooperating and you using team work thrusting back in forth with a woman on each side of said guy. This simulates the use of a saw. This could be done in different ways.
by Basssim January 12, 2011
Tom had a shiny new Man Ladle.
John's Man Ladle was the grandest in all the land.
Chris was afraid he had broken his Man Ladle, but after serving a fresh helping of Man Gravy, was reassured it was fully operational.
Every man has one, and only one, Man Ladle.
John's Man Ladle was the grandest in all the land.
Chris was afraid he had broken his Man Ladle, but after serving a fresh helping of Man Gravy, was reassured it was fully operational.
Every man has one, and only one, Man Ladle.
by Ass. Prod. Sully January 24, 2008
Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!
Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!
Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!
Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!
Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!
Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!
by Mario_man October 16, 2019
Man snacks are snacks eaten by men, usually while watching sport and/or drinking beer.
To be defined as a man snack, the foodstuff must be either a) salty, b) fatty and/or c) meaty.
Women are forbidden from eating man snacks.
To be defined as a man snack, the foodstuff must be either a) salty, b) fatty and/or c) meaty.
Women are forbidden from eating man snacks.
by The Day The Music Died June 24, 2008