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Man Ladle

The instrument used for distributing Man Gravy. In other terms, a penis.
Tom had a shiny new Man Ladle.

John's Man Ladle was the grandest in all the land.

Chris was afraid he had broken his Man Ladle, but after serving a fresh helping of Man Gravy, was reassured it was fully operational.

Every man has one, and only one, Man Ladle.
by Ass. Prod. Sully January 26, 2008
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Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!
Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!
by Mario_man October 16, 2019
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Man Tang

A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals.
by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007
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Intermanet Man

David: Where did those kids come from?
Mark: It came with the building! The Intermanet man installed them there.
by studio b! December 23, 2008
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Horny man

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.
The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period
by odomin8 May 20, 2020
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Pac-Man

When a woman farts in a sitting or side-lying position, and the fart bubble creeps up the front of the perineum and is eaten by the vagina. The vagina eagerly engulfs the fart mimicking Pac-Man. Sometimes this air is expelled at a later time in the form of a queef.
Her vagina was so loose that she frequently Pac-Man'd her farts.

Oh! That Pac-Man tickled a little!
by RaunchyRN September 10, 2015
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closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny
by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019
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