waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Show Fuck

Fucking to impress your partner

Todd showfucked Becky last night. She’ll want it again.

Show Fuck: Fucking to impress your partner

by Becky Wine January 27, 2020

Upside Down Show

When you're on the receiving end of the Blow Job, and you lay her on her back and have her head hang off the edge. This move causes you to rub her thought more and smack your balls on her face.

"Yo dude, I gave Brittny the Upside Down Show last night"
"Man, you had to mess her up"

by MtB January 29, 2020

show where i asked

seriously,
show where I asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked

by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020

Show rage

Show rage is the feeling of anger you have when watching or participating in a reality TV show.

I couldn't contain my show rage while watching big brother. Gordon Ramsey needs to control his show rage when dealing with his contestants.

by Pixietail April 22, 2020

postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.

person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

by Livingngaming March 13, 2020

Reality show friendship

A fake friendship.

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020