Trump Card

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.

"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."

by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017

Trump supporters

The biggest cult in America

Trump supporters are cult who leader is the orangest man in the world

by Yourlocalenby March 25, 2021

Donald Trump

Donald trump is an extremely rich American politician who wants to build a wall between America and Mexico. He only got a small loan of a million dollars from his father and it has not been easy for him.

Donald trump wants to build a wall!

by Soapy100 May 18, 2016

The Lady And The Trump

This is the official name for the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton v Donald Trump.

Metaphor-They we're slurping on that presidential noodle. Trump got the longer part.

Feminist-"Hey, remember The Lady And The Trump"
Genderneutral-"Yeah, should have been called The Lady And The Orange"

by FedoraNeckbeard December 1, 2016

teleprompter trump

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.

That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.

by Chrisonion December 18, 2016

Game of Trump

The fight for survival by members of President Donald Trump's administration. There is cutthroat betrayal, backstabbing and fierce infighting as people struggle to survive The Orange King. Game of Thrones, President Trump, Trump army, Trump, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump hammer, Trumpspeak, Trumpuzzle, Trump trounce, Donald Trump, Make America great again, Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, Russiagate, Putin, Trumpcare, North Korea, Red Wedding

I have watched five members of the Trump administration resign or get fired in the last month. It really is Game of Trump, I wonder if there will be a Red Wedding?!

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2017

Bologna Trump

When a woman performs oral sex on a man who has a flaccid penis while he is eating a bag of Cheetos (flavor or type/texture of Cheeto does not matter).

I went home with a super hot hot guy and all that happened was a bologna trump.

by Mousetrap033 August 31, 2018