chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.

Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?

by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.

Get a joe chode you fucking nigger

by Peenile November 14, 2018

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

typically a dude called Gustav, they often suffer from the highly unacceptable sickness called having a chode

look at that chode!!! are you sure you aren't a Gustav

by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020

Chode

A Dick that has quite a lot of girth instead of length.

For Example: the tall black man turkey slapped the old lady with crippling depression with his chunky chode.

by OneFour123 December 3, 2019

Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

by Misseshippo November 8, 2020