Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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you've got no jams

the only thing you need to be an ARMY.
rapmon:jimin,you've got no jams!
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jams

A definition for a man named Park Jimin (also a term used for saying someone is not very entertaining)
by Jaehyun February 16, 2019
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jam

jam is super cute and veryvery cool person! jam is super duper pretty and very sexy. jam thinks ian is cute (REALLY WEIRD BTW!!!) but its okay bcus i lov jam!! jam has a really smelly bf :puke: but its okay bcus she loves him lots so i have to be nice to him.
macie: "jam ur so cool and hot!"
ryan: "BACK OFF SHES MINE!"
macie: "no"
jam: "im so rich!"
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Jams

'More like
Jams'
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Jam

What comes out of a girl when there fuckign moody 😉
Yo how u doing

Fuck off im Jaming
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