Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

Rosetta Stone

A pretty good software that will make the green owl very very angry if you use.

Green owl: It's time to do your Spanish lessons!
You: No thanks I'm using Rosetta Stone.
Green owl: Don't fall asleep

by PuncherOfTrees January 3, 2024

CUM STONE

Where you cork up your dick hole in the middle of an orgasm. Then you stick it in a mini fridge overnight to freeze up into a cum stone. Almost acting like a kidney stone

Me and the buds made a cum stone this weekend.

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Blarney Stone

The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.

Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.

by Neach February 12, 2024

brodie stone

A small whiny little bitch caucasian packing an almost nonexistent wang typically found behind a gas station dumpster performing $.25 BJ’s buy two get one free on sundays

Damn bro is that your mom over there behind the dumpster? Oh wait!! no that’s just Brodie Stone

by Dafukusay2mehuh907 February 19, 2024