Three Rice Special

A toilet bowl containing feces, urine, and semen. Commonly found in the military.

"Don't go into stall three, someone left a three rice special in there."

by TheDur May 08, 2019

Brown plate special

a sex move where one person shits on the other

a brown plate special is when you're in bed on top of a girl/boy and u directly take a shit on them

by blaze108 April 07, 2010

Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.

Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"

by crowbardog April 25, 2010

pixy dust special

when a guy or girl snorts a line of cocaine off a mans erect penis.

"wow Jimmy just got a pixy dust special from Samantha"

by vlademier September 06, 2011

very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.

Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!

by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014

Four Dollar Special

Holding a roll of nickels in each fist to aid in punching.

Jimmy the Finger wouldn't disclose the whereabouts of his confederates until Trixie Dixon worked him over with a four dollar special.

by Dr.Tangent March 31, 2009

Milky Way Special

n. Milky Way Special(/ˈmilkē wā ˈspeSHəl/): The act of being anally penetrated. Often causes a throbbing and lacerating pain in the rectum. This may require medical attention as it leads to extreme constipation.

That monkey is definitely getting the Milky Way Special when he is imprisoned.

by scoodilypoop December 31, 2017