Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

bone smashing

In the looksmaxxing community, you get a hammer or any hard object and smash the bone in your face to hopefully get the bone to heal in a more attractive way

Dude I’m so tired of having a big nose! I’m going to try bone smashing.

by pseudonym in deez nutz January 28, 2024

Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.

Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!

by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017

Smash Legends

1.
A game that got ruined by it's developer
no ads, just bloodsucking and skill issue player

2.
A great game with hilarious smash-ko gameplay, if you like smash bros, you definitely like this game so much.

3.
Nerf Molly

Mão: wanna duel with my cat in smash legends?
PF: sure! i'm molly main
Mão: Hell nah you no life maidenless

by Macomao January 29, 2024

greenie-smash

Originated from a north west + midlands rugby player, Curt Greene. An intense rugby hit which leaves the tackler dazed and usually injured. Not very fun to be on the end of. Has also changed into a punch of hit of any kind.

1) You got greenie-smashed
2) i'm gonna greenie-smash that little pr*ck

by ceej jones December 20, 2010

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015