Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.

Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?

Sneaky Finger by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022

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Sneaky pants

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Sneaky pants by notDaemon August 3, 2022

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Sneak dissin

Sneak dissin is when the person who intends on doing the dissin, doesn’t always have to be opp (enemy). It can also be a homeboy/homegirl. For example, few people around and the people sneak dissin play the song, “ I’m sprung.” T Pain.’ Because just the day before the homeboy told friends he doesn’t know why, but he always wants to be with his very new girlfriend.

Lesjar was sneak dissin his homeboy Michael, because Mike has become a lame, kinda like how a sad puppy cries when its owner leaves, so Lesjar starts making crying puppy sounds.

Sneak dissin by #SjarSjar #LifeNotAlwaysBoutOP August 13, 2022