Road man Mark

You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language

That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him

by Road man mark April 2, 2020

Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.

Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.

by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Road “O”

Similar to “road head,” but in this case, the driver gives the passenger a handy/orgasm.

Driver to passenger: “Babe, you down for a Road “O” ?

by PantsCoar353 May 18, 2018

Rocky Road

The act of shitting in your hand, letting it dry, and then throwing it at random cars, distracting the driver.

I heard Tom got hit by a Rocky Road from some teenagers going off of 121.

by Spong1e October 16, 2023

Road noggin

Aka
Road head
Transportation fellation

Oral sex
Throatin

Chokin

🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶

by Thiccpooper April 22, 2021

No hope road

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.

This is a no hope road.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023