Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

Arabian dirt packer

The act of filling an Arab persons intestines cement, waiting for it to dry and then going to town on their ass. Breaking up the cement and letting it crumble from their anus. Resembling a dirt concoction.

I let this taxi driver give me an Arabian dirt packer!

by The OGP September 7, 2022

A right packer in a warehouse

A busybody

Keiran can't keep his nose out of everyone's business. He's a right packer in a warehouse

by russelsthetypeofguy November 13, 2022

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

a 5’1 man

ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

by acethingz420 May 14, 2024

Get it Picked

Get It Picked is an on-demand delivery service that allows you to have your items picked up and delivered to your desired location in Nova Scotia, Canada.

I ordered courier from get it picked yesterday

by Getitpicked June 1, 2024