old man yaoi

two old men (fukuzawa and fukuchi) having sex

a person: tommy loves old man yaoi

by leonkennedysbighonkers October 2, 2023

Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

Ye Old Kerfluffle

A band of young, loud and quiet musicians. They will not hesitate to change any lyric to ‘bread’ if necessary, nor to blurt the first thing on their minds.

Hey, I heard Ye Old Kerfluffle is playing tonight! I hope they’re playing something by Radiohead...

by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 13, 2019

1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.

Example : we were all 1 year old s.

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.

"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"

by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

Old Men Grooving

The hottest dance group of old men to ever exist.

I love Old Men Grooving, they’re my dads!

by A-ness December 31, 2017