Nathan

He’s a real fuck professor. This dude’s wiener is, like, really big, like, you would think he has two or three penises. Yeah. Yeah! And, like, everyone loves him and wants to do him for his hot bod. But, more importantly, he has an empathetic attitude, a curious and open mind, the heart of a poet, and will show the depths of feelings in the rare moments he’s not jizzing giant loads of cum on his many lovers. He’s got a bunch of houses and cars and money and books and art and shit like that but he hides it well because he’s very humble. Looks-wise, a solid 7.3/10.

I know Nathan. He’s probably boning a thousand supermodels right now. I’m Matt, and I’m not.

by theaccuratedefiner November 23, 2021

Nathan

No one gives a fuck.

Nathan, no one wants to see what your name in Urban Dictionary is for fuck sakes.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Nathan

No one gives a fuck.

Nathan, no one wants to see what your name in Urban Dictionary is for fuck sakes.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Nathan

Poes

U are wht u eat luv

And Nathan's a poes

by The society November 23, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is a cool dude

Jane: who’s Nathan
Chris: a cool dude

by Wharon November 23, 2021

Nathan

Guy with a very big cock, pounder pussy

Girls moan with pleasure when they see him

Nathan: Hey, it’s Nathan

Mélanie: Hooo, you make me moan

by Thekiller21 November 23, 2021

Nathan

Very nice and respectable guy, funny, smart, and helpful. Unfortunately often falls madly in love with people with the letter J.

Nathan has a nice ass!

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodballs November 23, 2021