Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

cold call

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin

better cold then hot cold call

by lilelf223 August 11, 2021

Cold Sweat from GD

Cold Sweat is a extreme demon by a user named 'Para' and it is the 62nd hardest level of the official GD universe.

HOLY SHIT I BEAT Cold Sweat from GD!!

by i4ba6g4rigt February 28, 2024

Cold wit the Sauce

If a person is cold wit the Sauce he is the illest nigga who has a original and or savage dress style. A person who is to cool and is the best at what he does while staying a trill nigga with hella clout and and a squaaa to back him up.

Nigga One : Damn He a fuckin savage he really knockin niggas out he to good.
Nigga Two: Yeah he Cold wit the Sauce

by Maddog_Industry December 13, 2016

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 13, 2018

Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009