You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
by seemymick January 9, 2017
Get the Coyote uglymug. The definition of when someone calls your mom a how so in 5th grade u would call them ugly and they'd run off crying like a little bitch
by Your_ugly October 3, 2020
Get the Uglymug. 
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the .9.Ugly Betty Concluded A Year After Angel Joze Roblez Died.9.mug. by UncleScr0oge September 7, 2020
Get the apple ugliesmug. 
Person 1: Wow! Your neighbors, the husband and wife pair, sure are ugly.
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!
by anonymous August 27, 2021
Get the uglies bumpin' ugliesmug.