matthew louis

a man who suffers large traces of dumb. eats furballs for breakfast lunch and dinner

the kid is acting like a matthew louis

by jeffe jones April 20, 2018

Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 7, 2022

Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .

matthew owens is a cunt

by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019

Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.

I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022

Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.

Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.

by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019

matthew minassian

see; thot

They’re such a Matthew Minassian

by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022