P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

Lucas M

A typical gamerboii that plays fortnite all day and all night

Lucas M plays fortnite all night, he doesn't even beat his meat inbetween

by JetechnicusDaniël March 12, 2019

S&M

Social Media

The Kardashians are so into S&M!

I didn't used to be into S&M untill Chris Pratt became a Christian.
If S&M is to be believed, Melania Trump is using a body double for public appearances that she can't be bothered with.

by Fuzzybuzzzz March 13, 2019

G@M

Get at me; another way to say “hit me up” or “text me”.

“G@m if you want the address of the party tonight.”

by Samaya123 April 27, 2019

Zach M

Loves to get short hair cuts and loves to get dirty at the ol fleet farm on the weekend....also Zach loves gay sex on a warm Friday afternoon in the back of the expedition

Zach M

by Josh rhajjdjdjjdb May 3, 2019

m&m

meth and money.

dudebro #1: dude, where's karen?

dudebro #2: i don't know, probably out sucking dick for some m&m's.

by ohhellotheremrs May 12, 2019

lesly m.

a girl that has a bush, and smells like fish. she thinks she wins everything but she really doesnt. she trys to solve other peoples problems but cant solve her own, PERIODT

i just smelled a lesly m.

by Jenny rivera May 20, 2019