Jacob

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION
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Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable
Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob
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Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable
Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob
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Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍
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The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.
Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.
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Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.
Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
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A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
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