Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

Jackson

Jackson has the sweetest heart ever!

Jackson is the nicest friend ever

by This is by Natalia October 5, 2025

Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Jackson

A guy that's totally underestimated. He may seem kinda weird but when you get to know him he's super funny and tall too. When you meet a Jackson don't let him go because you'll regret it. He loves his girlfriend no matter what she's like. He's really smart with technology and kind and caring too although he's really modest about it. When his girl comes between him and the boys Jackson will make the hard decision of putting bros before hoes because any girl that stops you from seeing your mates, isn't a lovable girl. He's strong emotionally and mentally, so when the cards are down he'll comfort you in any way he can.

Girl 1: Hey!!! I saw you with Jackson last night ;) anything happening there???
Girl 2: OMG I don't knowww I love him but he hides his emotions really wellllll

by Thanus3000 June 30, 2019

jackson

SOMEONE THAT LIKES TO BAN PPLS ACC FUCK U JACKSON

brenna: i found ur old tik tok acc
jackson: “bans tik tok acc”

by anonymous October 3, 2021