dating Darwinism

Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.
I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.
by ash_santos January 11, 2020
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Face Date

A planned time and date to chat with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush on Facebook. Usually when you can't meet up or you're out of credit and just want to talk.
Girl: Same time tomorrow?
Boy: It's a Face Date!
by LateWorm January 04, 2011
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dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.
The world is ready for dating toys! Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around her shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."
by BigSpoonPillow August 21, 2023
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dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.
The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."
by BigSpoonPillow August 21, 2023
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depression dating

Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
by JayBlack November 26, 2018
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Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance
"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
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N word pass expiration date

N word pass expires after 24 hours of when it was received
N word pass expiration date
by June 26, 2023
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