Rhode Island

A state that is smaller than my dick.

I have a Rhode Island dick.

by skinnypenis420691738 March 2, 2020

Rhode Island

A state smaller than my dick.

I have a rhode island dick.

by skinnypenis420691738 March 2, 2020

Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

The Island

Vancouver Island, off the west coast of beautiful British Columbia, Canada. Often mistaken as the slang reference for Australia, this is incorrect.

We're heading to the island this weekend for a rager with my 15 pack of Lucky. Do you know anyone who can boot for us?

by OH'Liv April 22, 2020

phillip island buddies

the stinkiest but coolest ppl on the planet especially liv

wow those people are really stinky and cool must be the phillip island buddies

by bananabutttttttt June 22, 2020

staten island shower

Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant

I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge

by Lamps piano June 28, 2020

scum island

Hey everyone, let’s go to scum island!!

“Ya kid lives in fuckin scum island”

by obungus69 August 19, 2020