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Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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Luck of the irish

This is an American phrase, not an Irish one. It’s an insult to Irish people that was coined during gold mining when a lot of Irish people arrived to make money suggesting they were stupid.

The idea was that if an Irish person could find gold then it was if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed.
-He got his promotion at work
-That’s the luck of the Irish for you
by cupantae94 August 6, 2019
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Irish Tact

Ability to tell someone to F*** off while making them happy to be on their way.
Solicitor: * rings door bell* "Can I sell you...<interrupted>"
You: *Squirts him in face with steak sauce* "Piss off quickly before the wolves smell you. They hunt at night." *howling in distance*
Solicitor: Gladly runs to car and drives off.

Your friend: Wow, that's some Irish Tact in action. He wasn't even mad at you.
by Alsryth July 12, 2019
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Irish Lullaby

The act of taking 4 shots of whiskey in under a minute
"Last night I took an Irish Lullaby before the party"
by Big Richard 6T9 November 1, 2018
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