Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
by DictionaryDecimator July 06, 2024
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space mouth

The phase beyond dry mouth. When you cannot even form enough spittle for spit. Your mouth is a vacuum from which nothing can escape.

Caused by smoking way to much of the devils lettuce without taking the necessary hydration precautions before sparking up.
Dude we should have brought a bottle of water with us I have aggressive space mouth.
by Flange22 February 26, 2021
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We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid
"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."
by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023
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Dog Space

The area where a dog is looking when it looks off into space.
Maria- “Oh my GOD, my dog is staring off into space again. THERE IS A GHOST!!!”

Derek- “Nah bitch, that’s dog space.”
by ClapSlapDisD October 21, 2021
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Goethean space

A theory in which colors are oriented to emerge from space (symbolized by the color black) in contrast to Newton's theory of color emerging from the refraction of light.
Gothic colors emerge from Goethean space which is symbolized by the color black.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 26, 2018
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Space Jamed

The act of doing something to someone accompanied by the theme from Space Jam
Motherfucker, you gonna get Space Jamed
by Gabe Warden March 11, 2013
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